Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Situation

Cast: Rosa Parks, Jay Gatsby, & Beyonce
Setting: Sonic Drive-Thru
Situation: J. Gatsby wants Beyonce & Rosa Parks to pay for their own lunch at Happy Hour.

Narrator: Pulling up in Sonic’s Drive- Thru, in Raleigh, on Frayser- Raleigh Road, Jay Gatsby pressed the little red button on the Sonic Menu.

"Hi! welcome to Sonic! Would you like to try any shake for buy one get one free today?" says the Sonic Representative joyfully.

"Yes ma'am, I would. We have three seperate orders ma'am." says Jay Gatsby.

"Hold Up! Hold Up! Hold Up!," Beyonce says loudly, "Three seperate orders? I don't think so! You are about to pay for me and Mrs. Parks lunch today!"

"I don't think so! Why should I have to pay for everyone's lunch?" Jay Gatsby asks.

“Why should you pay for everyone’s order? You knew before we pulled up in this Sonic drive- thru that you were going to buy lunch for everyone in this old voltswagon beetle today. Don’t play stupid, Jay!” Beyonce says in a irrational voice.

“So, let me get this right! Both of you rode with me to get something to eat thinking that I was paying for everyone’s order? Is that correct?” Jay Gatsby asks in a calm tone.

“Well that would be the right thing to to Mr. Gatsby,” Rosa Parks speaks slowly, “It would be very manly and polite if you would pay for two young ladies lunch today.

“And you kno she right Jay!,” Beyonce speaks, “Now go head and ask us what we want so you can pay for our food. I already see that I want them cheese sticks with marinara sauce on number 5.”

“Sir, would you like to place yor order?” says the Sonic representative.

Narrator: The Sonic representative became highly irritated. Not wanting to loose one’s job, the Sonic representative remained friendly. Jay Gatsby finally decided to pay for the two women orders due to the encouraging words of Mrs. Rosa Parks.

“Ok Beyonce! So you want the number 5? What kind of soda?”

“Yes, I want the number 5 with a Pepsi.” Beyonce says happily

“What would you like Mrs. Parks?”

“Oh no! Mr. Gatsby! I wouldn’t want to die from this horrible fast food! I don’t want anything.” Rosa Parks said chuckling.

Beyonce laughs, “Hahaha! Girl you crazy! Now come on old sport! Hahaha! Go on and order!”

“Oh my gosh! Yes ma’am I’m ready to order.” Jay Gatsby speaks to the Sonic Representative.

“I’m listening sir.”

“Okay. I want the number five with a medium Pepsi. I also want the number 7 with a large coke. Yea, I don’t want the buy one get one free shake.”

“Okay sir. That will be $11.76.”



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